Satisfied Birthday to Cameron Diaz, whose on-screen presence I’ve overlooked ever since she retired in 2018. (She did display up at Sophia Richie’s marriage ceremony, as a result of Nicole is her sister-in-law.) I don’t blame her — if I may just noodle round making wine in Santa Barbara at all times, I might!! — however I want she’d get an be offering she couldn’t flip down, and make a go back. I will be able to be aware that during having a look thru 20,000 footage of her all over her occupation, a couple of issues changed into transparent: (a) she used to get papped a lot and that needed to had been extremely draining, (b) the standard of movies she was once showing in was once undoubtedly going downhill, and I recognize her for being like, “yeah, I feel I’m finished right here!” even if I additionally suppose Status TV may just to find a phenomenal house for Cameron Diaz that might additionally permit her to spend time along with her circle of relatives, and (c) she LOVES denims. I didn’t pull a ton of denim-based appears, however simply know that this girl loves denims and a kicky hat. Another way, please sign up for me in celebrating her crimson carpet historical past, which is, largely, significantly better than I keep in mind.